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Choose Your Experience

The Dirty Birdy

Half Hour
500

Tete-a-Tete

1 Hour
700

Take A Breath

90 min
1000

Touching the Edges

2 Hours
1200

A Daily Reprieve

3 Hours
1700

Going Deeper

4 Hours
2200

Adding Another Layer

each additional hour past 4 hours
+400

Slumber Party

14-16 hours
5000

The Unicorn (Couples)

2 Hour Minimum
1700

Road Trip within 90 miles of Austin, Texas

4 Hour Minimum
2300

Road Trip 95+ miles of Austin, Texas

3 Hour Minimum
1800 + $100/hr drivetime

Domestic FMTY

4 hour Minimum
2300 + flight, Ubers & accommodations + $50/hr travel time

Nuru Add-On

+100

Wrestling Add-On

+150

Alarm Clock Add-On

2 hours
+1000

Photo/Video Add-On

+300

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I book an appointment?

Simply fill out the booking form with your preferred date, time, and experience. I will respond within a few hours to confirm availability.

What is your cancellation policy?

I ask for at least 24 hours notice for cancellations. Same-day cancellations may incur a rebooking fee.

Do you travel?

Yes, I am available for domestic and international travel. Travel arrangements and accommodations are the responsibility of the client. See Rates section for specifics.

Completely Confidential

Your information is private and never shared with third parties.

Quick Response

Expect a thoughtful reply within 2-4 hours during business hours.

No Commitment

This is an inquiry only. Nothing is confirmed until we connect personally.